奇葩父母,让孩子很无语
1。老师：您不是要求您打电话给父母吗？ 你为什么仍然站在那里？
xiaoqiang：我的母亲不可用。
老师：你在和我一起玩技巧吗？ ？ 现在给它免费！ 呢
xiaoqiang：妈妈，我造成了麻烦，老师要你上学。
Xiaoqiang's mother: Your teachers have so many things to do, I don't have time, just one. 。 。
2. Watch TV with my dad after dinner. 我打s的时刻问他：“你一生中做过的最幸福，最痛苦的事情是什么？”
我父亲点着一支香烟，盯着我，盯着我说：“我 和你的母亲睡觉，生了你！ 曾是？
She said this was a steak that was 15 minutes cooked. 。 。
4. My mother was scraping the fish scales. With a "wow", my mother scratched her hands and was bleeding.
So my dad took over, and after a while, he heard the "ah" sound again. Sure enough, my dad also scratched his hands and was bleeding. 。 。
我卷起袖子，准备接管，但父亲笑着说：“不要动，这是冬天，留下一对好手洗碗！”
< p> Me. 。 。 I suspect they did it on purpose. 。 。